ok, this stuff never gets old. for those who don't know what these random emails are about, "emo" kids always complain about my "how to dress emo" site being inaccurate. of course it is, the site is a parody of how much of a parody the word "emo" has become, a prime example being the following...
this particular offender happens to have a myspace which shows just how emo she is... http://www.myspace.com/imsoem0
From : Ashton Gonzalez
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
About Me
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- Name:rob dobi
- Location:fairfield, ct
i'm a 24 year old graphic designer who does work primarily in the music industry for the bands you love to hate. this blog serves as a means to show works in progress / photos / personal pieces that don't necessarily have a home at my other sites.
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30 Comments:
i can't date a failure.
consider yourself dumped.
hahahaha oh man, that's hilarious. you're such a failure, i thought you were better than that. tsk tsk. xx wiley
wow. umm fyi converse was bought by nike....tell her to go cry over her shoes being made by 8 yr olds getting paid 2 cents an hour...that's something to cry about
I was all ready to read her myspace. But after scrolling through 3983950896 "emo" pictures, & listening to Korn (can't get a more emo band than them obviously), I have given up.
this bitch pisses me off...I hate people like that...haha
Haha, look at her music list. Hardcore: Slipknot, Korn etc. Someone needs to fill her in.
Only failures can't distinguish between "you're" and "your."
One other point I'd like to make is that her parents should remove her caps lock and shift keys.
-Random Fanboy.
i think whoever wrote this is wrong. okay, when emo first came out ( or whatever genre it was befor it became emo), it was way befor anyone knew who seth from the oc was.
much like the rap game, people are forgetting the history of emo, and where it came from. im not one to call myself emo, but i know i liked furtherseemsforever more than anyone else i knew. and not this junch bunch shit, the real fucking fsf. and i loved saucony's. still do. i owned deisel jeans, and i shop at the gap.
im not totally solid on the original date of the illustration dobi originally posted, but it was a lonnnnnggg ass time ago. since then emo has changed. just because this guy wears converse and is too poor to get tattoos and buy designer jeans, doesnt mean that the illustration is innacurate. he just wanst there to experience what it was.
converse are the new sauconys. big deal, peoepl change :)
keithislegend@hotmail.com
i always thought going to a reputible design school made people fashion failures. Especially when that college graduate scores killer jobs such as yourself in such a cutthroat art world.
all of these emo kids are so worldly, they are just ASTOUNDING.
Why is it that all of these kids lack properly formed sentences? Or can't spell for that matter?
last time i looked at stock exchanges Gap owned Hot Topic. Don't "emo" kids shop there to find beanies and t-shirts?
I like your photography.
you madam, are a jerk.
cough cough your does not equal you're cough cough
i hate idiots that attempt to insult people without a knowlege of their own language
Oh dear. I was cringing throughout that.
her grammar makes me want to slit my wrists, sit in a fetal position in my dark corner, and cry.
way to go "complete failure"!
hahahah, she put her myspace on private only, looks like someone realized they were stupid....
haha, what a n00b. if she doesnt like you, why does she read your blog (other than to bitch). ugh. makes me sick. and laugh.
she must be right, after all she is so em0....
and she set her profile to private...hahaha
that could be the best thing i have ever read... these kids are killing the scene by creating one. Atticus is joing the anti-scenester/anti fashion core fight
Good thing most of the kids that write you these hate mails can spell. Also, didn't you draw that "emo" deal years ago? Times have changed, mannn.
...neh.
too emo for her own good. maybe she should end the drama and plastic misery and kill herself
:)
-mdugan
Wow.I must say it is pretty pitiful that anybody wastes their time commenting this crap. Hey, good job, you guys can "insult" someone. Get the fuck over yourselves. Either that, or get a fucking life, besides shit like this. It's pitiful, really, that making idiotic comments on somebody's hatemail makes you feel like you're funny. Good job on that one, assholes.
oh no! you know nothing 'bout FASHION!
I'd kill myself.
hahahahaha
look at her profile song...
SLIPNOT.
i didnt know people that liked them had internet, i thought it was strictly ozzfest and sex with the uncle/brother, whatever you wanna call it.
people make me want to kill myself.
how many fucking times are people going to say "your" instead of you're. "COMMON!"
i know that you make fun of emo, but i'm still a fan of your artwork! i have to admit, every other band i see or hear almost sounds like emo! i guess the whole point of the GAP and Reeebok reference was IT'S A JOKE!!!
i get it! i also hate to look at kids who think they look cool in black sporting stupid haircuts with the smirks on their faces that i want to smash so badly! grow up you money begging motherfuckers! get a job you slackers!!!
eek everyones so desperate to embody something else
have a neardeath experience
take acid
orr doo something and find out who you are before its too late
>33
this basically just made my fucking day.
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