this guy is single-handedly responsible for the commercialization of your favorite bands, childhood television shows, and quirky indie movies.  his other favorite shirts include such witty sayings as... "i saw your mom on myspace," "the voices in my head are telling you to shut up," and "can't sleep... the clowns will eat me!"

he can't commit to single trend (no permanent hairdye or real tattoos) because it all changes so quickly.  despite his willingness to follow whatever trend his favorite store features that week, his shirts always seem a year or two behind the times.

you know your favorite band is no longer part of the underground once this kid starts hawking their merch.

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