The Screamolester is what happens when a sexually androgynous mutant with mad rad hair attempts to make pop music but instead racks up a bunch of statutory rape charges.

Often claiming to be a model or a hairstylist, this ManGirlPig is nothing more than a beauty school dropout with a vast collection of wigs, hair extensions and date rape drugs. This ladyboy will spend hours raiding its mother's makeup cabinet and kid sister's wardrobe in an attempt to look like a combination of Hannah Montana and puke.

Buried beneath layers of glam and glitter, it may be difficult to determine the gender of a Screamolester. At first glance one might think they're looking at a pudgy prepubescent girl but upon closer inspection the creature shows itself to be a gender-bending 20-something-year-old guy, seeking out pudgy tween girls.

Using it's electropop band as a lure for naive underage females, it's somehow able to make them swoon with lyrics that degrade women. Touring the country with other Pedo Bear approved bands, it has an endless supply of unsuspecting victims to choose from.

This predator has had more than a few run-ins with the cyber police when trolling Stickam but eventually it's actions will catch up to it and CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

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